Welcome to the future, human!
MuppetLabs is an internationally recognized leader in the field of Stuff. We are a high-profile organization representing the interests of several interstellar species. Our primary Earth-based Headquarters are secreted away in a highly classified installation somewhere in "Seattle". Our Earth HQ houses the Organic Worker Drones MH311 and DC1020. These drones have been carefully bred and programmed to maintain our elaborate TCP/IP network in the Sol system.
The future is tomorrow. Today is ours.